Open the champagne...it's on me!
A Military Salute...
The Navy's own Blue Angels...
Rabbit Run Cottage's 200th post! *Cue the William Tell Overture*
Ahem...(Is this microphone on?)...check one two...check one two...there.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great pride and humility that I, Suzie Q, announce my 200th post. (Insert thunderous applause)
Now, I realize what a momentous day this is for all of you. There will be tears, there will be fainting...please try to control yourselves. Please.
I will be signing autographs in the lobby after the festivities...$10 for one. T shirts are $25, hats are $20.
Wear them with pride.You will be the envy of all.
Now, please enjoy the parade.
(Try not to throw your champagne
cups at the clowns. It frightens them.)