I guess that word of my blog is spreading across the nation. It seems that everyone wants to get in on this phenomenon! I think I will run right down and get my name on a copyright. Millions can be made...millions I tell you! I will produce my own plays on Broadway. Heck, I will BUY my own theater on Broadway. Heck! I will buy my OWN Broadway star! Does anyone know if Mr. Dennehy would be interested? No? Aw....
I will start my own companies...my own Global Corporation! I will out Branson Richard Branson! Look out Donald Trump. My hair is prettier than yours anyway.
No delays, wider, well cushioned seats and wide aisles. Huge bags of M & Ms, pretzels and buttered popcorn. All free. As much as you desire. First run movies at your seat, with in seat surround sound. Extra large rest rooms with free top quality toiletries, warm towels. Good looking, pampering male flight attendants...in flight foot and back massages, manicures and pedicures.
Polite sales and service staff, attentive and honest to a fault. Never demeaning to women buyers. Vehicles are warranted for the life of the car. Cars come in all the colors of the rainbow. Satellite radio, air conditioning, in seat heaters and seat back massagers are all standard. Free spa pedicures included in purchase.
Open 24 hours, free tea and coffee. And Coca Cola. Free brownies and lemon bars. Browsing encouraged. Feel free to sink into our down filled chairs and sofas. Free pedicures and foot massages while you read. Huge sale prices on new material. How can we do it? Volume, volume, volume! Brian Dennehy Movies, all the time, 7 days a week....what? Too much of a niche market? Nah...but wait! We will offer free M & Ms, buttered
popcorn and pedicures/foot rubs to all movie goers. Now what do you think?
Our corporate president, Sid. Sid looks a bit different I know but gosh can this boy keep the shareholders in line!
And oh my but does this guy know how to do a super pedicure and foot massage.
So, are any of you interested in buying stock?
Just for a giggle....