I just wanted to see if you would grin...there. I see it. The corners of your mouth are beginning to curl upwards...oh yes. Those words are actually on a plaque in the doctor's office. Have I mentioned that he has a rather wicked sense of humor? Something I tend to find quite attractive in a man...not necessarily a man who knows me quite so intimately but still... Do you know how many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. Did someone say *colonoscopy*? Yes, we are back in Mom's gastroenterologist's office and oh but we so enjoyed the wonderful array of books he has in his waiting room.... Sheesh Gracie, don't get all head over heels about it. I just have a real *potty* mouth today! Did you know that 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. It's true! Give us a smile...come on...you won't be asked to get that base line colonoscopy for about 41 years! Okay Mom, enough with the *potty* humor...We hope we didn't offend anyone but we are just two wild and crazy ladies who, for some strange reason known only to their gastroenterologist, get a little silly in doctor's offices. All of this silliness is to make you smile and get really serious about getting that colonoscopy! It might even save your life! If you are 50 or older, run, do not walk, down to your nearest gastroenterologist's place of business and sign yourself up! It's fun! All your friends are doing it! And, if you are really lucky, your doctor's visit will be a real gas... Have a sweet weekend dear friends!