Hey Dudes, Let's Partay!

Hey dudes. It's me, the Kipper. Monday was dog nite at Ritter's. First Monday of every month is the best. All dogs get a free cuppa vanilla custard with a dog bone on top! Is that cool or what? The answer is, COOL dudes! It was a really warm night so there musta been like 10 million dogs there. Mom says I am prone to exaggerate whatever that means but DUDE! There was a lotta dogs! Hey dude! No back seat drivin' in there... Bad to the bone? Nah dude. You are just a big sweetheart. Love ya dude. Great face huh? Not as great as mine of course but hey. We can't all be The Kip. Can you get over that tongue? It is waaay cool. I mean, look at it! Dude! This pretty lady really *looks up to her Mommy*. Hey dudes...I gotta million of these jokes... Now little one, eat all your custard so you can grow up big and strong like Kipper over there. I swear dudes. Tank's tongue is bigger than some countries! Is that totally excellent or what? Yo man, I gotta lay off the treats....tomorrow dude. I think that is what Babe is sayin'. Like I said, I gotta million of 'em. Is this how a dog gets on The Last Comic Standing? Dandy is what we call a lap sitter. She never leaves the lap. I swear! I think she is glued on. We all gotta lean on someone now and then, right dudes? Pssst dude. You there with the ice cream...come on over. Yeah, that's it. Don't be afraid... Muffin practices her adorable face in the mirror for hours at a time. It is SO workin' right? Man dude. I am DOG tired...get it? DOG Tired...get it? Okay pardner dude. Smile when you say that... Tanner said my Mom told him to pose, so, he posed! To Buttons, "the world looks awfully big and girl sometimes you're all alone..." I heard that on a TV show somewhere... Good lookin' dude right dudes? I taught him everything he knows. Really! I did! Okay, maybe he picked up some things off the street but hey...I am only one dude! My Dad says that if you look up *contentment* in something called a dictionary, this dude's picture is there. I dunno what THAT means! Like Sweetie here says, sometimes we all need a hand or two... Aw man dude. Don't look at the cup as half empty...look at it as half fu...um...wow dude. Half nothin'. That cup is totally empty. What?? Timmy who?? What well? What was he doing playing around a well anyhoo? Well dudes...that's it for this month. I will be back for July's extravaganza at Ritter's and I'll be sporting my new red, white and blue bandanna. Look for me dudes! Till then...it's me, The Kip, signin' off! Smooches, Kipper