To all of my friends out in old cyberspace...
I send you my love and say, "I'm red of face!"
I've been a bad blogger for far too long now...
My head is a hangin', I feel as down as the Dow.
I have not been a visitin' you all as I should...
and I truly feel rotten, I know I'm no good.
My posts are sporadic, quite boring and dull...
a worse blogger there ain't and that is no bull!
I miss each of your blogs when I just can't come by...
and then I feel guilty, I mumble, I sigh.
I sputter and drool, I make a big mess...
Susie Q needs a kick in the pants I confess!
I'm afraid that I've lost many old blogging pals...
and I know it's my fault, I've been bad to my gals.
I promise to improve if you'll all give me time...
and I shan't be a writin' another sad rhyme.
Why, Brian himself would tell me to "Can it!"
Stop whinin' and cryin', just buck up and man it...
Get back to bloggin' the way that I should...
go without water and daylight and food...
Write more and comment and visit and blog...
post about Ritter's and Kipper the Dog!
Stop by each friend's blog and show that I care...
why it's only right! It's only fair!
I'll get off of my keister and get back to work...
I hope you'll forgive me for bein' a jerk!
Love and Hugs,
Susie Q