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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's For Those You Love?

Hmm...I'm just not sure if the one you love will
be delighted or run for cover when you hand
him or her one of these little gems...
And if you WON'T be my Valentine...the lead will fly baby!
Nothing says romance more than a creepy clown face.
Now, after presenting this sweet card to your one true love,
you might wish to take her to a real sweet film like oh, let's say,
"Friday the 13th Part 12".
And if you won't be mine I'll bind you and gag you and hold you prisoner until you will...bwahahahahahahahah.
I love you truly...and what says that better than a little animal cruelty? Forget binding and gagging that girl you over her a few times until she agrees to be your Valentine!
Okay, so I don't speak this language but even if it *says*
sumpthin' sweet, this evil little devil t'ain'y exactly puttin' me in
a romantic mood!
A Valentine for that devoted woman who you will now spurn
on this romantic day of days?
Perhaps she will pick up that Valentine from the top of the list and come *gunning* for YOU mister! A lemon? A LEMON? YOU'RE the LEMON buddy!
Okay. This Valentine is just totally awful. If anyone hands you one of these, I would smile, back away quietly and run, run, run! Follwed quickly by having them handed a restraining order. Happy Valentine's Day! Whoo Hoo.
Is it just me or does this one just give you the shivers?
"No Honey I don't, I tell ya no lie,
you are just weird, if I kissed ya I'd die."
Just a silly post that hopefully made you smile. I wanted to pop in and wish all of you a sweet and oh so special 14th. This day was created not only to show affection to a significant other but also to share our love with family and dear friends. You are all so, so very dear to me...Happy Valentine's Day to each one of you!
May this day bring you many smiles!
Love and Hugs,
Susie Q


Julia @ Hooked on Houses said...

Are these for real? Oh, my gosh, I'm cracking up here. Apparently our ideas of Valentines have evolved over the years into something a little less freaky, creepy, and violent. Yikes!

Thanks for the laugh today, Sue. Hope your Valentine's weekend is sweet, and that no one runs you over with a car to show how much he cares. ;-)

Pat@Back Porch Musings said...

Happy Valentines Day, Sue! This post was a hoot!

imjacobsmom said...

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope I don't receive any Valentine's with any of those sentiments and I hope that you don't either! ~ Robyn

Holly said...

Oh my, oh my! I don't know what I would do if I received any of those. It makes me appreciate all the more, the cute handmade valentines from my two girls! Thanks for sharing these, though!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Lisa said...

You made me smile!! Too cute, Happy Valentine's Day!!

Sue said...

Happy Valentines Day!! Love some of those old cards like you used to give in grade school...the others are very creepy....Sue.

Terri and Bob said...

Those are so creepy!

You HAVE to go read Ashley's blog for today:

Kathleen Grace said...

Oh my gosh! Where on earth did you find all these scarey VAlentines! lol! The last one is my favorite, so cute! Happy V-day Susie1

Cass said...

They are fantastically creepy! I am laughing out loud. . . and wondering if it is comforting or disturbing to find out that there were people with rather "odd" creative quirks 'way back when, just as there are now!

These are priceless. What a hoot!

Susie said...

Hi Susie Q,
I had to bring Bill in to see these.
Too funny! Glad our idea of Valentine's Day is now a bit sweeter than way back when!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Carolyn (Harbor Hon) said...

I think the one with the satyr is Hungarian because I think the first word is 'compliments or respects' but that last word has me stumped. It can either mean 'buffer or old buffer', so maybe it says 'compliments of the old buffer?' Weird! This was a fun post though. Thank you, bunny lady, for making us laugh. :) Happy Heart Day! xxoo

Jim Rittenhouse said...

For what it's worth that devil one is in Hungarian. No, I have no idea what it says...

Smilingsal said...

lol Thanks for the chuckles.

Melanie said...

Funny! And to think, these are supposed to express love! Oh well.

Rebecca Ramsey said...

Hey girl!
Great minds think alike! Look at the wacko valentines I posted on Friday!
I hope your Valentines day was sweet!

Sheila said...

Nothing politically correct about these love notes..!
Hope your Valentines Day was good, and you didn't get a card like one of these..!

nikkicrumpet said...

YIKES...there were some seriously disturbing Valentines in that bunch...funny how YOU found them lol. Love ya...even if you're nuts! Now please don't hurt me hehehehe

BittersweetPunkin said...

Oh my....some of those are dastardly!!

Andi said...

Sue, these Valentines were too funny...and a little scary! I prefer the mushy, lovey-dovey ones myself! Hope your Valentine's Day was perfect!

Hugs, Andi

salmagundi said...

Hi Sue--- There are some weird Valentines out there, aren't there?? I answered your 5 interview questions on my post tonight - check it out when you have time. That was fun!! Have a great week. Sally

Pamela said...

I'll say it made me smile. You outdid yourself! They just don't make them like that anymore = snort.

Carolyn said...

I love those old valentines. Great post!

Sheila said...

Wow did they actually make valentines like that years ago? I'm glad times are different now - those would creep me out!

Susan said...

Happy Valentine's Day (belated) and Happy President's Day!

Sandi McBride said...

OMG! I had forgotten how awful some of those "kiddie" valentines were! Thanks for the memory! Hope yours was filled with lots of flowers and chocolate!

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tales from an O.C. cottage said...

Yikes! Those are some freaky Valentines! But it's the thought that counts, right? ;)

M ^..^

Valerie said...

freaky!!(not to mention scary as all gitout - especially the devil-goat!)

Anonymous said...

where did you find these cards? what a weird hoot. or something. anyway, good posting, and hope you did have a good! jkj

Lallee said...

What a hoot!!!!!! I'm glad to say I've never received any Valentines like those. That was a great LOL.

I hope Casey is recovering well.

FHL said...

Oh my, thanks for the chuckle!

Can you believe that a (needed to retire 20 years ago and never had children) man at D's office actually spent 15 minutes pestering D about the fact that he thinks J, now that he's 8, should be allowed to see horror movies...and how he felt D should take him to the new release! Could you imagine!? Our poor child still get's nervous around mascots much less being ready to tolerate horror flicks. Some people are just, well, different.

Mimi said...

I'm just taking a little time to visit some of the places that make me smile and, good grief, your take on the Valentines really hit the spot for me this evening. I was laughing out loud and thinking: Gee, someone else who thinks like me? COOL!

Rue said...

Holy smokes Sue! Those Valentines are awful!! LOL I needed that smile right about now ;)


Becca Watson said...

I love these valentine's! I'm not sure I would want to be on the receiving end of one, but they are a hoot!!

Meggie said...

I hope everyone at Rabbit Run had a lovely Valentine's Day. Your post was a hoot!

Rosemary said...

Hey Susie,
Love your Valentines except for the creepy clown.
Hope you had a nice one.
I was out of town. Trying to catch up today.

Jeanie said...

Totally the best! Love these Valentines -- and I have to say the little gun is a hoot! Thanks for the grins -- even if V-day was six days ago!