Please join my organization, "Stopping Pet Mommies Like My Mom Who Think Silly Pink Shirts Are Cute On Dogs Because They Are Not, They Are Bad And I Don't Like 'Em.".
Together dudes we can ban the use of sissy shirts and hats on all dogs, all the time, all over the world! Or, at the very least, ban the use of them on ME!
This has been a public service announcement from your friend Kipper.