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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Santa Says BOO!

Now, are any of these a Santa you want to see coming
down YOUR chimney on Christmas Eve?

Oh now this is just terrible! Santa is creeping up to these two poor,
unsuspecting little darlings, ready to pounce and scream, "BOO!"
That chair is so gonna need a real good cleanin'...

Yikes! I think Santa just smacked the heck outta that poor little fella
with those straw thingamajigs. Look at his face...heck, it scared me!
Am I the only one who is suddenly thinking
"So THAT'S what happened to Rasputin"?

*Insert Scary Muzak* You are all under my will do
as I are powerless to object...

Okay, this guy needs no caption. The face says it all...I think I saw him on
 an episode of MSNBC's Lock Up - San Quentin. *shiver* Nothing
says Happy Holidays more than hiring paroled
ax murderers to play Santa. Okay, now *I* am gonna have nightmares...just
exactly what is he gonna do with those switches huh?

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Right Santa?

Santa needs meds...lots and lots of meds. Buckets full of meds.

9*1*1!! Help! Can you hear me? Can you hear me NOW? I need assistance...I am
 being held captive by a deranged man in a red suit! HELP!

 What about a pack of Camels for the little ones? And I never saw a child
who didn't get all excited over a can of Prince Albert tobacco!
Whoo Hoo!

Ah, when I was but a tyke nothing would make my eyes shine brighter
 than opening up a carton of cigarettes on Christmas morning! Thank you Santa!
   How about a Pall Mall for the kiddies?
After all, it's for their health right? Protects from the dreaded throat itch!

Now we KNOW the economy is bad. Santa had to hock the sleigh
and all 8 reindeer. Gee but it's gonna take him a long,
long time to deliver all those presents via the subway.


              I don't know about you but I need to go and watch Miracle On 34th Street immediately!


Just a little pre-holiday silliness!


La said...

Wow! I'm going to sleep with one eye open on Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas! La

bj said...

Yep, you found some pretty scary looking Santas. :)
Have a good, warm day..
xo bj

Bonnie said...

Those Santas scared the you know what outta me. I am envisioning some horror movies. I may be traumatized for life. Thanks, Sue, lol.

Lynilu said...

This is very funny!

I've thought over the years about how scary the image of Santa could be to kids. I mean, that's not a person you meet on the street every day!

My own daughter's 1st sit on Santa's lap at 9 months old was hilarious. She wasn't afraid, but we couldn't get a picture of her face, because her head was swiveled backward so she could look at him! My 6 year old son finally said, "I'm tired of smiling!" as he dutifully beamed at the camera for about 10 minutes while we coaxed his sister! So we have a picture of his sweet grin and the back of her head!

Brown English Muffin said...

I Love that second picture with the touches of color sprinkled around I love that affect.

Jo said...

Great post ! They are very scary....