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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
She Would Forget Her Own Birthday If It Wasn't...
...for me reminding her about it! Sheesh. You may well remember that she took off for the Gulf Shores back in July without even a happy birthday Brian how de doo. This lady, who professes to love me SO much, forgets to wish me a happy birthday. But do I hold a grudge? Nah. Why, I even stopped in today to wish HER a happy 53rd. But did she remember to do a blog post about her OWN natal anniversary?
I gotta tell you, this woman would forget her own head if it wasn't attached.
I just throw my hands up in exasperation! So, let's see. How about we make a list of all the reasons she forgot her own birthday.
Let's count 'em down...gotta adjust my glasses...okay.
#1. Grace's team is in tournament now. Well, big whuppin' do. I played football you know. We had cheerleaders too. Bad excuse.
#2. She is a homeroom mom and has to get ready for the Halloween party. Aw come on now Susie Q! Toss some Snicker bars in a bag, tie a white Kleenex on a Tootsie Pop, call it a ghost and be done with it. Sheesh.
#3. She has been sick. Okay. This one I'll give her a *slight* pass on. Just in case she had that pig virus something or other. But still, does a case of the sniffles make YOU forget your own birthday? Sheesh.
#4. Menopause. Okay. This is one excuse I am not touching with a 10 foot pole.
#5. She was harvesting crops on Facebook's Farmville? What the &%$$ is Farmville?
Does she LOOK like a farmer to you??
#6. She is 53 and her brain has turned to mush. Hmmm...maybe...wait! I am 71 and I can memorize the entire works of Shakespeare. Still, she is no Columbia grad...
...but forgetting her own birthday? Mine was bad enough but her own? Sheesh.
Oh, by the way, happy 53rd birthday Susie Q. Now go get some rest. You need it!