Here Comes Santa Claus...BOO!

Now, are any of these a Santa you want to see coming

down YOUR chimney on Christmas Eve?

Oh now this is just terrible! Santa is

 creeping up to these two poor,

unsuspecting little darlings, ready to

 pounce and scream, "BOO!"

That chair is gonna need a real good cleanin'...

 

Yikes! I think Santa just smacked the heck 

outta that poor little fella

with those straw thingamajigs. Look at his

 face...heck, it scared me!

Am I the only one who is suddenly thinking

"So THAT'S what happened to Rasputin"?

*Insert Scary Muzak* You are all under 

my spell...you will do

as I say...you are powerless to object...

Okay, this guy needs no caption. 

The face says it all...I think I saw him on

 an episode of MSNBC's Lock Up - San Quentin.

 *shiver* Nothing

says Happy Holidays more than hiring paroled

ax murderers to play Santa. Okay, now *I* am gonna have nightmares...just

exactly what is he gonna do with those switches huh?

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 Right Santa?

I can not repeat what this Santa is actually thinking...

nope. This is a family friendly blog after all.

Santa needs to go a little bit 

easier on the make up...

You know? Something tells me that 

is NOT that is Mrs. Claus...

Santa needs meds...lots and lots of meds. 

Buckets full of meds.

9*1*1!! Help! Can you hear me? 

Can you hear me NOW? I need assistance...I am

 being held captive by a deranged 

man in a red suit! HELP!

 What about a pack of Camels for the little ones? 

And I never saw a child

who didn't get all excited over a can 

of Prince Albert tobacco!

Whoo Hoo!

Ah, when I was but a tyke nothing would make 

my eyes shine brighter

 than opening up a carton of cigarettes

 on Christmas morning! Thank you Santa!

   How about a Pall Mall for the kiddies?

After all, it's for their health right? 

Protects from the dreaded throat itch!

 

Now we KNOW the economy is bad.

 Santa had to hock the sleigh

and all 8 reindeer. Gee but it's gonna

 take him a long, long time to deliver all those 

presents via the subway.

 I don't know about you but I need to go

 and watch Miracle On 34th Street immediately!

Yikes!

Just a little pre-holiday silliness!

Warmly,

Susie Q