She did it again. 3rd year running. Forgot to wish me a happy birthday.
Uh huh.
Old Susie Q professes to be my greatest fan and then does this again?
Let me make this clear.
She *claims* to be busy but in reality she was digging her
crooked little toes in the Florida sand...
...and parasailing...
...and stuffing her face with all sorts of goodies.
Oh, and my biggest fan was also canoodling with young, male beach goers
whilst I, Brian M. Dennehy, was sans a birthday greeting.
Am I making my case here?
It was enough to make me put on my bathrobe and head to bed for days...
...and days, almost delirious with grief. See?
I can see you are all very understanding so I will continue.
I started smoking again and was so depressed...
I grew a beard to disguise myself and tried to
run away from my sorrows...
I fell in with a strange crowd and began drinking...
I turned to violence as a way to cope with my sadness...
...all the while Miss Susie Q is in Florida jet skiing...
...sunning her ample behind...
...and playing in the sand.
My dear friend Helen came to visit...
...as did my pal Russell. They each suggested I take up a
hobby to keep my mind busy.
I tried singing but I died on stage...
...I tried clowning at children's parties but they
thought I was creepy.
So I need to come up with a better plan...hoping all the while
Susie Q comes to her sunburned senses and sends me a greeting. Two words, a nod...a tip of her head...anything...*sniff*.
With broken heart,
Brian
8 comments:
What a cute post!! I loved it.
You just keep sunning yourself and playing in the sand..Its ok. when you get back you can go to the store and pick up one of those sorry I forgot your birthday cards for Dear old Brian Keith. LOL :)
Have a sweet day, Elizabeth
great post Sue enjoyed it
Always
Lydia
Oh Susie, PoorBrian! How could you? Maybe I will sneak in and comfort him while you are frolicking at the beach. Hee hee. Love this post!
Susie???? How could you??? Poor Brian. 3 years in a row you have forgotten. That's not right, especially since you claim to be Brian's biggest fan. I dare say, sweet Susie, you may be replaced. Loved this post. You always manage to bring a smile to my face.
Oh SUE, how COULD YOU?????? You forgot Brian's birthday AGAIN??? Well it's no wonder he wrote this post to let us know how upset he was over this debacle...tsk tsk tsk!! Ok, now that I've stopped giggling, I really do feel sorry for him. After all, you are his biggest fan and to forget...ah well, I hope your trip to Florida was all worth it:-) Love you Ms. Susie Q!! xoxo
Oh deary me Sue...hmm on broken knee I suggest!!
Poor, poor Brian...perhaps he needs to "get a life", moping never gets you anything :)
Such a creative post! You are always so funny and I love it. Been trying to get back to blogging on my blog. Done a couple of recent posts.
~Linnea
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