Monday, June 15, 2009

Kip Say WHAT?

The old dudes said we were goin' for a ride! Way cool!
Ah, such a nice evenin' to be out with the parent type dudes. I am sure we must be goin' to the Ritter's place.
Surely we are. Hmmm...I don't 'member this road though...but these old dudes are probably lost or sumpin'.
Well old dudes, I guess there's nuthin' to do 'cept relax and enjoy the ride... Wait a mo...this looks familiar...oh. It says *CATS* on the door. Is this where we gots my cats from old dudes? Is THIS it? WOW! Maybe we are gettin' a new cat! Is that it old dudes? Um, Dad dude. Seriously. The CAT door is over there. This door says *DOGS* on it and I LIKE bein' the only dog dude. Uh oh...it is comin' back to me now...I KNOW this place! No way old dudes! NO WAY! NOOOOOO...
No one EVER listens to me...sheesh. If I sit here real quiet like and pretend to be a statue, the mean people who give shots won't know I am here. Ssh... Did someone call my name?? Did they?? No wait Dad dude...no...please do NOT take me in there...please...PLEASE...
This is so humiliating old dudes...seriously. And you say you love me...is THIS how you treat someone you love? Hey lady dude! Whatcha doin' back there!! Do YOU mind?? Do you MIND!
Okay. Whew. That's over...no wait...who are those needles for old dudes? They better be for YOU two...oh NOOOOOO... This has been one of the worst evenin's of my whole life old dudes. NO I am NOT bein' overly dramatic Mom dude. What ever THAT means.
What are we doin' here? I know this Queenie place...well. I KNOW it but it is NOT Ritter's parent dudes.
What do I want? *pfffffttttpffffftttt* I WANT Ritter's.
Hm...wait a mo. They DO have 'scream and I 'member it bein' pretty good...WAIT old parent dudes!
I wanna 'scream! I wanna 'scream!
Gimme some of that Dad dude...it's mine ya know...gimme, gimme...
*slrpethibmmmmslrpethibmmm*
What do you mean that is ALL I get?
There is still more in that cup dude. May I remind you of THIS???
Yes, THIS old dudes. Poor innocent doggie hadda get a blood test and it hurt dudes. HORRIBLY! I may be scarred for life old dudes! May I REMIND you of this???
*slrpethibmmmslrpethibmmmm*
I do NOT think I will even LOOK at the old dudes all the way home...nope. They think a little 'scream is gonna smooth things over. HA!
Nope...not gonna look at 'em...nope. Let 'em sweat it...phooey. Huh? So it wasn't THAT bad?? Was it YOU who had them stick that, whatever it was, well, in...in...YOU know where...and was it YOU who got the shots? And then they took my blood! I almost bleeded to death! They was evil I tell you!
So...am I over my little snit? What do YOU think?
*pffffftttttpffffttttt*

28 comments:

  1. Too cute and ouch!!!

    Happy Summer! :)

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  2. Sometimez you just gotta put up with what da 'beans (dudes) to cuz in youz ♥ of ♥s you know dat they love you so, so much. They were repentant, if they weren't you wouldn't have gone ta da Queen store.

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  3. I was told by a reliable source (as reliable as a Siamese Cat can be) that Ice Cream causes temporary amnesia...makes him forget that we paid that visit to Doc Lawhon...a seriously old dude!!! Give that Kipper another cone!
    hugs
    Sandi

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  4. Hey Kipper! Us old dudes treat our fur babies just like our human babies - give them a treat after a trip to the person with the white coat. That means we love you. Sally

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  5. Let's hear it for th' Kip and his traumatic excursion, chicks! Pooooor little dude..........
    Thanks!!! Love it.
    xoxo,
    Connie

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  6. I know! I could hardly bear it when they gave my now grown daughter shots as children. Now it's the animals. I feel so sorry for them! No way to explain it to them!
    Brenda

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  7. Hey Kipper,

    Dion here. I unnerstand. My servants being me places where strange people in white coats (which I think are disguises) poke me in places that I am pretty sure no one should be poked in. And when they say, "Now we're gonna take your temperature," then you gotta RUN. Because without any temperature, you will be, like, dead, I think.

    If only I could open the refrigerator by myself. . . .

    Your friend, Dion DiPoochy

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  8. OUCH...bless his heart.

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  9. ha ha! so much personality in that pup!

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  10. Hey parental old dudes- Just who rules the roost in your house?! I took Murph to Ritters on Friday nite. Had a yummy sundae and saw lots of dogs including one stray who went home with an older couple. If they hadn't taken him,I contemplated it myself! He was cute, but not as cute as Kip! See ya soon.
    xoxo Ethel/Sue

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  11. Poor ol' Kip...them mean 'dudes...taking you to that awful place....then trying to make it up with a 'scream from the Queenie store. Well they tried to make you feel better.

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  12. Awww Kip, they were just trying to make sure that you're around with them a long time. Your health is very important and they love you very much. You'll forget all about it and hope the report is good from the white coat people behind the 'Dog' door. I feel for you though, don't like needles either. Get some rest and you'll be good as new. Love ya dude! xxoo

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  13. Awwww, so cute!!!
    Love all the great photo's

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  14. Poor Kip, Well at least the Ol' Dudes got you a DQ. ~ Robyn

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  15. Ah, you know I always love a post from the Kipper! He has personality plus!

    Laurie S.

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  16. Awww how cute. I always feel so bad when I see little bands or casts on animals :( What a sweet little doggy.

    All the best,
    Allison

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  17. Poor Kipper....Glad he got some ice cream afer his taxing day. Bless his heart...but he sure is a great poster! :)

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  18. I hope everything comes out all good on the test. Meanwhile, his treat looks yummy.

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  19. I hope everything is okay, and that this was just a check-up! Ice cream makes everything better. . .

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  20. Awwwww poor baby! Let Kipper have his own "scream" cup...lol! Little dude deserves lotsa goodies for all of that trauma! Our Bootsie loves vanilla ice cream and she adores watermelon...go figure!

    Big hugs,
    Deanna :D

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  21. So very funny! You might get a kick out of my today's post..., dog in the sand...

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  22. Oh Kipper, so glad you got a nice treat for being a brave boy ♥

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  23. oh yeah.. life is so ruff, ruff, ruff.

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  24. Oh, ha ha, that's so exactly as it is for my little pooches too. Well said, Kipper! (You poor little thing...!)

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  25. Hey Kipper Dude...this is Bully and they just did the same thing to me. Told me we were going for a ride...now you know I love a good ride in Dad's truck. What they didn't tell me was that a shot was envolved...and I was the one getting it. And who thought up the degrading "parasite" check??? Hang in there man. If its any consolation to you...there were others there being subjected to the same things!

    Grrrr...Bully

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  26. Just adorable, we let out little one still licks of our drinks, my husband used to tell me how gross it was but he has since given in to let him do it too!! Great pics, Janna

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  27. LOL awwww poor Kip! I'm sure he's now scarred for life and will never be the same again after that horrible ordeal! hehe Sue, you really do make me laugh and for that I thank you:-) Big hugs to Kip!! xoxo

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  28. What is it with our little pals (or the big ones too :) that they love Ice cream so much? My ather in-law always gave his Doggies Ice cream .. at night.

    With Kindness,
    Mary

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