Hmm...I'm just not sure if the one you love will
be delighted or run for cover when you hand
him or her one of these little gems...
And if you WON'T be my Valentine...the lead will fly baby!
Nothing says romance more than a creepy clown face. Now, after presenting this sweet card to your one true love,
you might wish to take her to a real sweet film like oh, let's say,
"Friday the 13th Part 12".
And if you won't be mine I'll bind you and gag you and hold you prisoner until you will...bwahahahahahahahah.
I love you truly...and what says that better than a little animal cruelty?
Forget binding and gagging that girl you love...run over her a
few times until she agrees to be your Valentine!
Okay, so I don't speak this language but even if it *says* sumpthin' sweet, this evil little devil t'ain'y exactly puttin' me in
a romantic mood!
A Valentine for that devoted woman who you will now spurn on this romantic day of days?
Perhaps she will pick up that Valentine from the top of the list and come *gunning* for YOU mister! A lemon? A LEMON? YOU'RE the LEMON buddy!
Okay. This Valentine is just totally awful. If anyone hands you one of these, I would smile, back away quietly and run, run, run! Follwed quickly by having them handed a restraining order. Happy Valentine's Day! Whoo Hoo.
Is it just me or does this one just give you the shivers?
Okay. This Valentine is just totally awful. If anyone hands you one of these, I would smile, back away quietly and run, run, run! Follwed quickly by having them handed a restraining order. Happy Valentine's Day! Whoo Hoo.
Is it just me or does this one just give you the shivers?"No Honey I don't, I tell ya no lie,
you are just weird, if I kissed ya I'd die."
Just a silly post that hopefully made you smile. I wanted to pop in and wish all of you a sweet and oh so special 14th. This day was created not only to show affection to a significant other but also to share our love with family and dear friends. You are all so, so very dear to me...Happy Valentine's Day to each one of you!
May this day bring you many smiles!
Love and Hugs,
Susie Q
Are these for real? Oh, my gosh, I'm cracking up here. Apparently our ideas of Valentines have evolved over the years into something a little less freaky, creepy, and violent. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh today, Sue. Hope your Valentine's weekend is sweet, and that no one runs you over with a car to show how much he cares. ;-)
Happy Valentines Day, Sue! This post was a hoot!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day! I hope I don't receive any Valentine's with any of those sentiments and I hope that you don't either! ~ Robyn
ReplyDeleteOh my, oh my! I don't know what I would do if I received any of those. It makes me appreciate all the more, the cute handmade valentines from my two girls! Thanks for sharing these, though!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day!
You made me smile!! Too cute, Happy Valentine's Day!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day!! Love some of those old cards like you used to give in grade school...the others are very creepy....Sue.
ReplyDeleteThose are so creepy!
ReplyDeleteYou HAVE to go read Ashley's blog for today: www.ashleyanderic.blogspot.com
Oh my gosh! Where on earth did you find all these scarey VAlentines! lol! The last one is my favorite, so cute! Happy V-day Susie1
ReplyDeleteThey are fantastically creepy! I am laughing out loud. . . and wondering if it is comforting or disturbing to find out that there were people with rather "odd" creative quirks 'way back when, just as there are now!
ReplyDeleteThese are priceless. What a hoot!
Cass
Hi Susie Q,
ReplyDeleteI had to bring Bill in to see these.
Too funny! Glad our idea of Valentine's Day is now a bit sweeter than way back when!
Happy Valentine's Day!
((hugs))
I think the one with the satyr is Hungarian because I think the first word is 'compliments or respects' but that last word has me stumped. It can either mean 'buffer or old buffer', so maybe it says 'compliments of the old buffer?' Weird! This was a fun post though. Thank you, bunny lady, for making us laugh. :) Happy Heart Day! xxoo
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth that devil one is in Hungarian. No, I have no idea what it says...
ReplyDeletelol Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteFunny! And to think, these are supposed to express love! Oh well.
ReplyDeleteHey girl!
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike! Look at the wacko valentines I posted on Friday!
I hope your Valentines day was sweet!
Becky
Nothing politically correct about these love notes..!
ReplyDeleteHope your Valentines Day was good, and you didn't get a card like one of these..!
hugs
xx
YIKES...there were some seriously disturbing Valentines in that bunch...funny how YOU found them lol. Love ya...even if you're nuts! Now please don't hurt me hehehehe
ReplyDeleteOh my....some of those are dastardly!!
ReplyDeleteSue, these Valentines were too funny...and a little scary! I prefer the mushy, lovey-dovey ones myself! Hope your Valentine's Day was perfect!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Andi
Hi Sue--- There are some weird Valentines out there, aren't there?? I answered your 5 interview questions on my post tonight - check it out when you have time. That was fun!! Have a great week. Sally
ReplyDeleteI'll say it made me smile. You outdid yourself! They just don't make them like that anymore = snort.
ReplyDeleteI love those old valentines. Great post!
ReplyDeleteWow did they actually make valentines like that years ago? I'm glad times are different now - those would creep me out!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day (belated) and Happy President's Day!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I had forgotten how awful some of those "kiddie" valentines were! Thanks for the memory! Hope yours was filled with lots of flowers and chocolate!
ReplyDeletehugs
Sandi
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Yikes! Those are some freaky Valentines! But it's the thought that counts, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteM ^..^
freaky!!(not to mention scary as all gitout - especially the devil-goat!)
ReplyDeletewhere did you find these cards? what a weird hoot. or something. anyway, good posting, and hope you did have a good val.day! jkj
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot!!!!!! I'm glad to say I've never received any Valentines like those. That was a great LOL.
ReplyDeleteI hope Casey is recovering well.
Oh my, thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that a (needed to retire 20 years ago and never had children) man at D's office actually spent 15 minutes pestering D about the fact that he thinks J, now that he's 8, should be allowed to see horror movies...and how he felt D should take him to the new release! Could you imagine!? Our poor child still get's nervous around mascots much less being ready to tolerate horror flicks. Some people are just, well, different.
I'm just taking a little time to visit some of the places that make me smile and, good grief, your take on the Valentines really hit the spot for me this evening. I was laughing out loud and thinking: Gee, someone else who thinks like me? COOL!
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes Sue! Those Valentines are awful!! LOL I needed that smile right about now ;)
ReplyDeletelove,
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I love these valentine's! I'm not sure I would want to be on the receiving end of one, but they are a hoot!!
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone at Rabbit Run had a lovely Valentine's Day. Your post was a hoot!
ReplyDeleteHey Susie,
ReplyDeleteLove your Valentines except for the creepy clown.
Hope you had a nice one.
I was out of town. Trying to catch up today.
Rosemary
Totally the best! Love these Valentines -- and I have to say the little gun is a hoot! Thanks for the grins -- even if V-day was six days ago!
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